And here’s another one for you to enjoy!!!!

A bitter bitching bitch
Bitched a biting broken stud,
And the bitched broken stud
Bitched the bitcher bitch back.
And the bitter bitch, bitched,
By the broken bitched stud,
Said: “I’m a bitter bitched bitch, alack!”

Top Ten Reasons Why having a Dog is Better than Having a Girlfriend

10. There are a lot of breeds to choose from.

9. You don’t have to explain to the dog why you came home late after a night of getting drunk with your buddies.

8. You don’t hear her giving you an earful after you came home late after a night of getting drunk with your buddies.

7. You don’t have to buy her chocolates on Valentine’s Day.

6. She won’t blab to her other friends about the size of your…. uh, “hot Rod.”

5. You don’t have to remember the anniversary of the date you got her from the pet store.

4. She doesn’t slap you in the face for calling her a bitch.

3. You can have sex with her everyday. That “time of the month” excuse doesn’t apply to her.

2. She won’t get pregnant with your child.

And the top one reason why having a dog is better than having a girl is….

1. She cums to you whenever you call.

And Here’s another one!!! Twist your tongues out, people!!!!

A big black bud banged a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

Here’s another one for your oral AND vocal pleasure!!! Hahahaha! Enjoy!!!

Peter Fucker fucked a flock of fuckered fowlers.
Did Peter Fucker fuck a flock of fuckered fowlers?
If Peter Fucker fucked a flock of fucked fowlers,
where’s the flock of fuckered fowlers Peter Fucker fucked?

Say this one several times REALLY fast during a drinking game with your furry buds and have a fucking good time!!!!

Once a fellow sucked a foal of Yellow
In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a foal of Yellow, “If a fellow sucks a foal of Yellow, Can a foal of Yellow suck a fellow sucker of a foal of Yellow?”

Dolly is damn sick
Her pussy’s got that doggy dick.
Who put that in?
Little doggy Flynn
Who pulled it out?
The little horny goat.
Dolly is damn sick

Goosey Goosey Gander where shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady’s chamber
There I met a horny old tigress who couldn’t wait any longer,
I took her by the left leg and fucked her til forever!

A horse fuck a day keeps the doctor away
A horse dick in you ass in the morning - Doctor’s warning
Suck a horse dick at night - starves the doctor outright
Fuck a horse before going to bed - knock the doctor on the head
Three each day, seven days a week – big horse, big dick

Horny Georgie couldn’t bring himself down,
So, he fucked the dogs and made them cum
When the Animal Rights cops came out to play,
Horny Georgie ran away.